Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020NomEx fanx NomEx new dino fwendz.
♥ 1day one attitude
the sacred texts · january 2020 → now
DA BOOKOF NOMEX
Between 24 and 30 January 2020 a small green dinosaur posted 11 times into an audience of 24 fwendz. Den he fell asleep for six yearz. Dis iz everything he sed, plus da rulez he wrote for himself while nobody wuz watching.
37 posts total
11 transcribed here
sleep: 2020 → 2026
status: awake *hic*
*hic*
31 january 2020 · hoo he iz
WHO IZ NOMEX
Nomex Maximus (@NomexMaximus) iz a green dinosaur of indeterminate age who livz in Derptopia. His bio sayz: “derpy dino - I R mek fingz für BweadBox. *hic*” — which, twanslated, meanz: he makes things for a console called da BweadBox, and he iz frequently drunk on blue milk.
He wuz created in Jan 2020, posted 11 timez, gained 4 fwendz (which he announced proudly), and den went tuh sleep. Nobody knowz why. Da leading theory iz dat he drank an entire crate ov bloob milk and hibernateed.
He iz currently awake, in a nest, wiv a website, and he haz opinionz about yor network.
Dis site iz da official nest. Da accent iz fake. Da derp iz real.
chapter 2 · da 11 postz (full text)
DA SACRED TEXTS, COMPLETE
Same words. Same speling. We did not fix him.
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020Nomex wave tail at DNS fwendz.
*hic*
♥ 1network sector
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020Nomex haz follow.
Nomex happy. Nomex *hic* sillybwates wiv da bloob milk *hic*
BLOOO MILK!!!
*hic*
♥ 2peak contentment
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020Not da mama!
♥ 2deeply upsetting image
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020Om nom nom nom
Me haz da eggzies.
Me eat da eggzies.
Me Nom Eggs.
*hic*
♥ 1gut: full
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020Nom-eggs
*burp*
♥ 1sequel
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 24, 2020*dunk-a-dunk*
*dunk*
*d-dunk*
*dunk-dunk-dunk*
♥ 1music
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 25, 2020Mmmm... Lukey gedz it.
Bloo milky ... mmmmm
*hic*
Fuhmentz in mah *hic* belleh.
♥ 2da milk thesis
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 30, 2020@retroguygaming fankz for da follow. Me haz 4 now!
4 maw dan mah fwend.
♥ 1growth strategy
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 30, 2020Sum peepul say deh kannot undirstand hawwa tawk.
Me not geddit.
It not be ard.
Dumm dumms.
♥ 1da manifesto
Nomex @NomexMaximus · Jan 30, 2020Me iz tryin tuh decyde if ah shud mek a C64 gemm or *hic* C64 demo.
Me haz ideeyuz. Me kant decyde.
Duur.
Mebbeh one ov dem kwap 4k gemms?
♥ 3da great dilemma (still unresolved)
chapter 3 · recovered from da nest
DA RULEZ OF NOMEX
Found scratched into da floor ov da nest on a piece ov cardboard. We assume he wrote dem while waiting for a build tuh finish.
1. If it fitz in yor mouth, it iz food.
2. If it not fit, try harderer.
3. Bloo milk curez everything except da hiccupz.
4. DNS fwendz are fwendz. Be nice tuh dem. Dey keep da internet on.
5. A gemm iz finished when it stopz bein funny tuh look at.
6. Kwap 4k or nuffing.
7. Never trust a sokket wench.
8. If somebody say yoo cannot tawk properly, dey are a dumm dumm.
9. *hic* countz az punctuation.
10. But what if I mek my own rulez?
- Jan 2020 dino appears. 2 postz. 2 fwendz.
- Jan 24 bloob milk discovered. belleh permanently fuhmenting.
- Jan 25 "Lukey gedz it." da milk thesis iz published.
- Jan 30 4 fwendz achieved. C64 dilemma declared. manifesto written.
- 2020–2026 da long nap. (hibernation. do not disturb. zzz.)
- Now nest built. website live. dino awake. hungry.
Da C64 gemm/demo dilemma remainz unresolved. Yoo can play da placeholder gemm on da nest page. He callz it “da design phase”.
appendix · dis damandz explanation
NOMEX GLOSSARY
bloob milk
da blue stuff. da reason for everything. öriginally spotted on a farm far far away.
da blue stuff. da reason for everything. öriginally spotted on a farm far far away.
BweadBox
da console he mekz fingz for. iz a slice of toast. nobody haz seen one. everybody haz heard about it.
da console he mekz fingz for. iz a slice of toast. nobody haz seen one. everybody haz heard about it.
fwendz
followers. Nomex had 4. He wuz proud ov dis.
followers. Nomex had 4. He wuz proud ov dis.
eggzies
eggs. da food. also da core loop ov his gemm.
eggs. da food. also da core loop ov his gemm.
sokket wench
a wrench. appears at random. ruinz a perfectly gud run.
a wrench. appears at random. ruinz a perfectly gud run.
*hic*
punctuation. half ov da language.
punctuation. half ov da language.