NOMEXMAXIMUS

derpy dino — I R mek fingz für BweadBox. *hic*

37 posts 24 fwendz joined Jan 2020 livez in Derptopia bloob milk: BLOOB MILK

🎮 PLAY DA GEMM

He haz been asleep since 2020. Poking him iz da approved method ov wakin him up. Dey do not like it when he wakez up hungry.

↑ dat iz Nomex. he can see yor mouse. click him. he promises not to bite. (*he iz lying*)

interactive · do not operate heavy machinery

BLOOB MILK DWINKER 3000

Nomex discovered blue milk in January 2020 and has not been the same since. Every carton moves him one step further along da ladder. Rankz are permanent (until u press da empty button).

🥛 milk.exe

0 cartonsbloob milk in da belleh

RANK: Sober Dino — nofing in da belleh

ranks.txt

DA MILK LADDER — one carton at a time:

0 Sober Dino
5 Sippy Sippy
15 Slight Dizzy
30 Fuhmentz in da Belleh
60 Wobble Mode
100 BLOOO MILK!!!
200 Milk Overlord
400 LACTOSE LEGEND

Tip: da dino gets wobblier around carton 60. Around 100 da whole page startz to regret it.

interactive · tool

DA TWANSLATOR

In Jan 2020 Nomex sed: “Sum peepul say deh kannot undirstand hawwa tawk. Me not geddit. It not be ard.” So he built a machine that downgrades yor boring human sentenz into proper dino-speak. Yoo are welkum.

yor words (hooman)

hic level: *hic* x2

nomex.exe output

Press TWANSLATE, dumm dumm.

interactive · playable · kwap 4k quality

DA GEMM: NOM-EGGS

Nomex haz been tryin tuh decyde between a C64 gemm and a C64 demo since 2020. Dis iz da C64 gemm. Catch da eggzies, dwink da bloob milk, and for da love ov gud — dodge da sokket wench.

score0

livz♥♥♥

level1

hi score0

statusREADY

keys: ← → or A D · on phone: drag da screen or use da padz · space = paws

🍳 egg +10 · 🥛 bloob milk +25 (slowz time, da milk is powerful) · 🔧 sokket wench = −1 life

interactive · meme mekker + gallery