NOMEXMAXIMUS
derpy dino — I R mek fingz für BweadBox. *hic*
He haz been asleep since 2020. Poking him iz da approved method ov wakin him up. Dey do not like it when he wakez up hungry.
↑ dat iz Nomex. he can see yor mouse. click him. he promises not to bite. (*he iz lying*)
BLOOB MILK DWINKER 3000
Nomex discovered blue milk in January 2020 and has not been the same since. Every carton moves him one step further along da ladder. Rankz are permanent (until u press da empty button).
DA MILK LADDER — one carton at a time:
- 0 Sober Dino
- 5 Sippy Sippy
- 15 Slight Dizzy
- 30 Fuhmentz in da Belleh
- 60 Wobble Mode
- 100 BLOOO MILK!!!
- 200 Milk Overlord
- 400 LACTOSE LEGEND
Tip: da dino gets wobblier around carton 60. Around 100 da whole page startz to regret it.
DA TWANSLATOR
In Jan 2020 Nomex sed: “Sum peepul say deh kannot undirstand hawwa tawk. Me not geddit. It not be ard.” So he built a machine that downgrades yor boring human sentenz into proper dino-speak. Yoo are welkum.
DA GEMM: NOM-EGGS
Nomex haz been tryin tuh decyde between a C64 gemm and a C64 demo since 2020. Dis iz da C64 gemm. Catch da eggzies, dwink da bloob milk, and for da love ov gud — dodge da sokket wench.
keys: ← → or A D · on phone: drag da screen or use da padz · space = paws
🍳 egg +10 · 🥛 bloob milk +25 (slowz time, da milk is powerful) · 🔧 sokket wench = −1 life
MEME MEKKER
Nomex drawz himself. Badly. Pick a picture, type yor own dumm words, download it, and go ruin somebody’s timeline wiv it.
All text iz drawn in yor browser. Nofing iz uploaded anywhere — da dino does not have a server, he haz a nest.






DA BOOK OF NOMEX
Da sacred texts. Screamed into da void in January 2020 to an audience of 24 fwendz (4 maw dan mah fwend). Read dem slow. Dey do not make much sense.
NOMEX IZ AWAKE AGEN
24 fwendz in 2020. Da dino went tuh sleep. Da dino haz a website now. Go say hello before he fallz asleep agen.
